things to say during sex
- you dont need sex
- the lord is watching
that time of year is approaching
scary lawn decorations
terrifying tv programs
people in costumes going door to door
”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.
i’ve been shopping for years and i still have nothing to wear.
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words
Listening to only one genre of music is the most painfully boring trait I can think of for a human being to have
please unmute this vine, I swear