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equatings:

when someone irl tries to make you laugh with old tumblr humor or with memes and you just

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drew-chadick:

daverdad:

how do radio stations even have enough christmas music to last until christmas without repeating every song like six hundred times

they dont

femmeanddangerous:

i am much gayer and nerdier than i originally budgeted for 

(Source: femmewitchqueen)

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

allthingstechtheatre:

whitehairkun:

uhhsage:

petitiontobringbackthedodobird:

"Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian."

*aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*

december-whether-or-not

"The Bible says Adam and Eve,

not *snap snap* *jazz hands* and *dramatic leave*”

Mom: “your just going through a stage”

Me: “no mom, I’m going on stage” *strikes dramatic pose*

ocheano:

parents : don’t talk to people on the internet!

me : okay

*signs up to tumblr*

*chats with strangers*

*becomes best friends with them*

(Source: ocheano)

magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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grinderman2:

*white person on anon voice* so how can you say that white people can’t experience racism if i was beaten to death every day in school by my black classmates for being the ONLY white person at my school? and before you ask, YES i am black…

STOP SCROLLING IMMEDIATELY

the-spookytronian:

skelezor:

THIS IS REAL!!!!!! if u do not reblog in 10 seconds u will be visited by these  

s k e l l i n g t o n s  at midnight tonight!! don’t even risk it!1

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As the skeleton lord, I can officially say that we are not fucking around. We ain’t no fuckboys

(Source: memewhore)

sprookyloser:

Don’t be a religious suburban white mom about it

skelezor:

lesmiserablesislife:

WHAT HAPPENED IN 2006

the first wave must have been unsuccessful

wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

(Source: vocaroo)

nedahoyin:

modelformelifee:

Me on the low 

No but forreal..

nohetero:

hahrys:

boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

I’m more aroused by them giving me large sums of money, personally