when someone irl tries to make you laugh with old tumblr humor or with memes and you just
how do radio stations even have enough christmas music to last until christmas without repeating every song like six hundred times
i am much gayer and nerdier than i originally budgeted for
my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe
"Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian."
*aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*
"The Bible says Adam and Eve,
not *snap snap* *jazz hands* and *dramatic leave*”
Mom: “your just going through a stage”
Me: “no mom, I’m going on stage” *strikes dramatic pose*
parents : don’t talk to people on the internet!
me : okay
*signs up to tumblr*
*chats with strangers*
*becomes best friends with them*
*white person on anon voice* so how can you say that white people can’t experience racism if i was beaten to death every day in school by my black classmates for being the ONLY white person at my school? and before you ask, YES i am black…
THIS IS REAL!!!!!! if u do not reblog in 10 seconds u will be visited by these
s k e l l i n g t o n s at midnight tonight!! don’t even risk it!1
As the skeleton lord, I can officially say that we are not fucking around. We ain’t no fuckboys
WHAT HAPPENED IN 2006
the first wave must have been unsuccessful
Me on the low
No but forreal..