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cummied:

things to say during sex

  • nothing
  • you dont need sex
  • the lord is watching
  • amen

forrome:

"How’s school?"

image

riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

jpgay:

atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song 

hijerking:

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

oknope:

i’ve been shopping for years and i still have nothing to wear. 

twinkbottom:

Troyler + collabs

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

  • shrek one: bad
  • shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
  • shrek three: bad
  • shrek four: bad

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

the-real-is-kept:

Listening to only one genre of music is the most painfully boring trait I can think of for a human being to have

i-am-momo-senpai:

please unmute this vine, I swear

(Source: firesav)

retr0philia:

atraversso:

Nærøyfjord - Norway by Tomasz Furmanek

Please don’t delete the link to the photographers/artists, thanks!

I think I’m in love